I blog, just like a Real Girl.

Good morning.
It’s just after 6AM and dashboard tells me it is 60 degrees outside.

I haven’t slept.

My nose is running because I’m dying.

I wish I had a guitar right now, ‘cause if I did I would play the “I can’t play the guitar but I will strum at it until you take it away from me” song.

Please send help.