November 2009
1 post
Dear God there is an owl in the room!
Love.
October 2009
9 posts
Amy VS Soup
Q: ?
Oh my fucking god.
My relationship with my roommate has changed. Forever.
Help.
You don't know, you won't know.
I’m in love with an idea of you. What you’re really like is still up for debate.
Everything feels wrong lately.
I give up. This is stupid.
I LOVE FRANKENSTEIN 2
So currently I am recovering from a fit of laughter that was so violent, I couldn’t breathe.
Q: What was so funny? A: Your guess is as good as mine.
Yes, even I don’t know what the hell I was laughing about. I was walking around the apartment, completely alone. And then it happened. It continued to happen for nearly fifteen minutes. I thought I was gonna die.
I am a poster girl...
Soon it will all be over.
Good morning. It’s just after 6AM and dashboard tells me it is 60 degrees outside.
I haven’t slept.
My nose is running because I’m dying.
I wish I had a guitar right now, ‘cause if I did I would play the “I can’t play the guitar but I will strum at it until you take it away from me” song.
Please send help.
Jesus, who knew homo shopping could be so...
I love my best friend. He is the chillest kid I know, and I love it when we boyfriend shop for him.
One day, I will have toe-cicles.
Currently I am training to wash dishes with my mind. Go, brain, go!
September 2009
4 posts
“I am heaven sent, don’t you dare forget.
I am all you’ve ever...”
Monk bread.
Skunk training.
Oh yeah, and fuck you.
Salt, boys, salt, boys, salt, boys, drama, salt.
Sadie likes to cuddle with my butt when I sit in this chair.
I’ve been toying with ideas of things to write. …I got nothin’. Really, the post title was perfect on its own.
I feel like I should write something a little more substantial. Guess it’s time to just list off the things going through my head.
All sales are final. Crooked spines and orange haze. I’m...